Galaxy, a Labrador, went into a frenzy when he found the foot-long dildo inside the bush, while being taken out on a routine walk in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside, by full-time walkers Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson, who filmed the hilarious haul.
He refused to let go of it and took it home to show his owner. His owner, Ste Harrison, was so impressed he took it along to his football club's fundraising golf day - and it now resides proudly in their trophy cabinet.
One of the walkers, Natalie, 31, said: "I've never seen anything like it in my life. Galaxy was coming towards it and I turned to Amy and said: 'That's not a... surely that's not a...' I couldn't even get my words out. I was gobsmacked."